i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
