I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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