yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Still dying that you shit outside
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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