I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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