Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
