is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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