Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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