so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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