oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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