So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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