It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
be right there i have to get my cape
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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