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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.

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• (760): View more from California

  Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away

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• (626): View more from California

  Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues

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• (949): View more from California

  Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.

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  That explains the way he looks at you.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.

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