This girl is more easily done than said...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
