As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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