Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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