Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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