I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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