Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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