yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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