i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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