there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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