All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
it's not cheating when I paid for it
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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