what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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