for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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