there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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