Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
