so that wasnt chicken after all
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
