So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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