So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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