She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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