He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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