i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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