On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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