You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think I sprained my soul last night
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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