Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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