New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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