real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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