Rock
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Fuck
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
