school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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