Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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