He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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