Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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