sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
