he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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