Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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