I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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