I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
