But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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