why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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