At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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