so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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