She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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