Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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