She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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