therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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