Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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